I love you, because you will let me be free at 5pm.
I hate you, because you make me want to jump off a building.
I love you, because you are payday.
I hate you, because you make sensible people make irrational decisions.
I love you, because I can turn everything off and be quiet for a while.
I hate you, because sometimes the idiocy you cause is deafening.
The Boddishatva of the Underworld
Makes you want to flick that tongue!
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